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Little Amilie’s Self Intro
Hello Uncles, aunties, brothers & sisters! My name is Amilie. I am 1 year old. Princess in my family. I would also like to share my baby-hood with you… Jus like my brother, Izaac.
Alright! From this moment, follow my footsteps as I share with you my story. Firstly, let me start off by introducing some important characters…. My Family - which consists of my crazy parents, the little brother prince, 2 weird uncles & my grandma. Oh yes! And our maid…
Ok! That’s all for the intro. See you next time!
NS came early for me!
Until recently, I used to think that boys only shave their head bald when they go to serve their NS when they reached 18. How wrong was I!As you all can see from my previous pics, my hair was a chic spiky crew-cut ever since the day I was borne. Mummy always tells me that my hair looked great on me and I always brimmed with pride whenever someone praised my looks especially when someone screamed “He’s so cuteeee..!”Alright! Alright, I know I’m exaggerating a bit but you can’t blame me. Mummy keep telling me almost daily without fail that I look great with big lovely eyes and a killer Ang Monish look. She’s probably right, you know, although Daddy seems to disagree and keep on saying “Where got?” What a spoil-sport!!!
Well! Now back to my hair raising experience, on this particular day after my 1st month, I was brought to a certain shop to have my own personal calligraphy brush made from of all things, my HAIR!
Oh my god! Imagine yourself being a small defenceless baby without a tingle of hair in this world! How cruel! Do you understand the amount of shame, humiliation and laughs that I will probably get from fellow babies if they happen to see me! I can’t even make a pass at that lovely baby girl that I fancy without feeling a sense of nakedness around my head. Hgrrrrrrr!
The shaving process happened so fast that it ended before I could took stock of what was happening.
I just kept hearing Daddy’s booming laughter and the sound of flashing camera! Even Mummy was so bad! Haa!
If you think the torture was over after the shaving, you are dead wrong. Daddy kept rubbing my head non-stop even up till today, and keep commenting the feeling is shiok!
What to do when you have such a Daddy!!! Haiz!
Keep your kisses away!
I don’t know what to do, almost daily without fail, my parents will encourage my sis to come and give me kisses.
Yucks!!! I don’t mind if they are just tiny pecks on my ruddy red cheeks, but wet kisses! Oh no!!! And to add insult to injury, my sis always come round after her dinner without cleaning her mouth first. Can you imagine that! Can’t she clean her mouth first!!! Just the thought of her kissing me again send shivers down my whole body.
Oh poor me! What can I do?
Next on, I must really complaint about is my dad, he’s normally alright except when he tries to kiss me. Well, before you think I’m not into affection stuff, you’re wrong. I do crave attention and affection, but my dad don’t shave daily and his stubble is causing my pretty face to break out with pimples………of all things!
You see! My life is so terrible now, luckily the savior comes in the form of my dearest mummy. I hope she can see the light and stop all these kissing.
Mmmm! Really have to think of something………..!!!
Hello! Aunties & Uncles!!!
Hi, everybody! My name is Izaac and I’m glad to share with you the wonderful times that I had ever since I come into this gigantic world!
In the coming days, I will be telling you all about my new life with my wonderful wonderful family which consist of my absolutely fabulous Mum and eccentric Dad, my adorable but very very mischievous elder sister, my fantastic grandmother and plus my two seldom to be seen uncles and our domestic helper whom my sis refers to as jie jie. I sometimes can’t help but wonder if we are related!
I think that’s all for now, going to make some noise to ensure that my milk solution will come fast! Eawwwww! Eawwwww!
Bye!!! Eawwwww! Eaaawwwwwwww!