择偶条件

September 8, 2006 · Filed Under Baby Talk 

亲爱的未来男友∶在能当我男友之前，你必须是利物浦球迷。 惊讶吧？ 唉！没办法，这是我老爸开出来的条件之一了。自从英格兰联赛开始后，我和小弟的耳根可没得清静，原因就在于老爸和他的利物浦了！每次心血来潮，就告诉我们长大以后要一定支持利物浦足球队，而且我的未来男朋友必须也是利物浦的支持者呢！ 离谱吧！不过，没关系，你就趁现在看多点球赛和多多关注那只球队咯！反正，到我们拍拖还有很长的时间。 还有哦， 你不只要喜欢看球赛和利物浦球迷外，你也必须要有能力应付我那对神经爸妈。时时刻刻都有可能被捉弄或被取笑。。。。但是你可别担心，应为你不会比小弟的未来女友好?！应为老妈不想把你吓跑，怕我嫁不出去！哈哈！这样应该觉得安慰吧? 好吧,暂时就告诉你这么多了，下次在从爸妈那听到什么消息就通知你。从今天起，为了我们的幸福着想，你可要多多了解足球哦！

你的可爱亲亲宝贝
Dearest Future Boyfriend, Before you really become my boyfriend, you have to support Liverpool Football Club. Surprised or shocked? Well, as the start of the EPL new season, my dad started brainwashing my brother and I with his LFC again . Saying that we have to support LFC, including you, Dearest Boyfriend. Though it sound ridiculous (which I agree with you), please for the sake of our future, do support LFC, will ya? Not only this, you do need also a “strong” heart to ‘handle’ my crazy parents. There are chances where they will tease and make fun of you. But not to worry, my mummy would be more merciful towards you than my brother’s future girlfriend for the sake of my future. Isn’t that a good news for you? Ok, that’s all I could gather for now. Would inform you again once I got more tips…. In the meantime, do watch more soccer…..

Your cute darling girlfriend

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